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Intergalactic showdown: Count Binface to face off against Rishi Sunak

COUNT BINFACE has announced his candidacy for the upcoming General Election, targeting Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s constituency in North Yorkshire.

In his podcast, Trash Talk, Count Binface revealed on Friday that he will stand in Richmond and Northallerton, a seat held by Rishi Sunak since 2015. Speaking from County Hall in Northallerton, Binface described the contest as “Fury vs Usyk times a billion.”

The self-proclaimed intergalactic space warrior stated, “If you know Binface, you’ll know I always take on the biggest fish of the lot, although I should add this time, the biggest is only meant figuratively. That’s right, I am here right now in Richmond and Northallerton and I can announce that I will be taking on Prime Minister Rishi Sunak in electoral combat on July 4. You shirked D-Day Rishi, you can’t miss the B-Day. That’s right. Binface vs Sunak is going to be Fury vs Usyk times a billion. Bring it on!”

Count Binface recently came 11th in the London Mayoral Elections, securing 24,260 votes. He also contested against former Prime Minister Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip during the 2019 general election, finishing seventh with 69 votes, behind his rival Lord Buckethead of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

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